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Local Man Wishes Grassroots Organization Still Had Grassroots
One local resident found himself longing for the days when grassroots organizations actually had, well, grass.
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“If we can’t have a perfect law that saves every child, then let’s roll the dice on a constitutional amendment written by Satan’s interns.” JEFFERSON CITY, MO — In a stunning display of moral clarity, Missouri’s most hardcore abortion abolitionists have announced their total opposition to HJR
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The Hunts seem unsatisfied, likely holding out for full valet parking for their yachts and taxpayer-covered fuel for their private jets.
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“If seniors aren’t funding bureaucratic boondoggles, are they really American?” he asked while adjusting his Yale cufflinks.
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“Going once for Big Pharma, going twice for stadium subsidies—SOLD to the PAC in the back!”
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JEFFERSON CITY, MO — In a groundbreaking economic discovery, Missouri officials confirmed today that local citizen Jeremy Cady is the primary engine of the state economy—thanks to his weekly purchase of a Big Mac. According to a glossy new 217-page report from the Office of Creative Accounting and Selective Multipliers,
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“There is no cost to taxpayers,” assured a senator while high-fiving a lobbyist and pointing to a spreadsheet labeled ‘Magical Revenue Streams.
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“We realized billionaires aren’t the only job creators,” said one state senator.
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Not a single city that has lost a major professional team has gone into an economic death spiral.
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Not a single city that has lost a major professional team has gone into an economic death spiral.
Not a single city that has lost a major professional team has gone into an economic death spiral.
When the government uses its power to benefit a select few, it abandons its responsibility to protect a fair, competitive market. It ceases to be a referee and becomes a partner in cronyism.
When the government uses its power to benefit a select few, it abandons its responsibility to protect a fair, competitive market. It ceases to be a referee and becomes a partner in cronyism.
Senator Josh Hawley recently published an op-ed opposing Medicaid reform, claiming that cutting the program is politically suicidal and morally wrong. He could not be more mistaken. Medicaid is one of the fastest-growing drivers of our national debt. According to the House Freedom Caucus, if we continue on this trajectory,
Medicaid has drifted far from its original purpose. The expansion of the program has led to skyrocketing costs and widespread abuse.
Despite repeated evidence of the ineffectiveness and moral shortcomings of film tax credits, proponents persist in pushing these costly incentives.
Despite repeated evidence of the ineffectiveness and moral shortcomings of film tax credits, proponents persist in pushing these costly incentives.
Missouri Governor Mike Kehoe is pushing for one of the most important economic reforms of our time: the elimination of the state income tax. This is a critical first step in restoring true economic freedom for Missourians. While some conservatives argue that property taxes should be eliminated first, the reality
Missouri’s government schools are failing our children. Academic performance continues to decline, classrooms are filled with woke indoctrination, and families desperate for alternatives are being denied the opportunity to choose a better path. Legislation currently under consideration in Missouri seeks to empower parents by expanding Education Savings Accounts (ESAs)
This week, conservatives in Missouri have reason to celebrate a significant win. Representative Jon Patterson, who previously opposed making any changes to the dangerous Amendment 3, has now reversed his stance.
Missouri conservatives believe in the sanctity of life, the power of family, and the right to make decisions without government overreach.